theresbeautyinthebreakdown:

savingsmiles:

goodbyeastronaut:

mcgonagall:

charmyourwayout:titanics:eagerblood:

Why He’s Hot

1. His catch phrase “I’M READY!!!!!!!!!” is the biggest turn on
2. He has a pet snail! Talk about being a badass.
3. This hot bitch started the thick rimmed glasses trend.
4. He’s a jelly fisher? That’s fucking hot! Screw soccer players, I’m moving on to this fly bitch.
5. He’s a fry cook! As a woman, I’ll never have to resort back to the kitchen when this hunk of a man can fry me some food all day long.

omg.

LOL

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hahhha, that’s what’s up!!!